What a sad turn my life’s taken that I’m now posting things like this…

Flying squirrel, he was taken from his outside world
I don’t exactly know what brought him here
Do you think it was the local beer

But now I own me a flying squirrel
He’s really smaller than a normal squirrel
He likes to jump around and try to fly
He likes to climb up places that’s real high
Then try to hide

His name is Rocky and he lives so loose
No he does not have a friend that’s a moose

Some say I’m not all there
Just because I own me a flying squirrel
Cause he was taken from a flying world
He’s not exactly like your average pet
But he’s so better than a dog or cat, and that’s a fact

Flying Squirrel, I tied his fur into a jerry-curl
He climbs to places that are up real high
He spreads his arms but yet he cannot fly
Though still he tries

And when he’s flying he’s soaring so high
Then he starts falling and smacks his behind

Some say I’m not all there
Just because I own me a flying squirrel
He’s really smaller than a normal squirrel
He chewed some wires and he made a nest
In my printer so to get some rest, that little pest

Flying squirrel, he’s my flying squirrel
You know I do own me a flying squirrel, my flying squirrel
You know I do own me a flying squirrel, my flying squirrel
You know I do own me a flying squirrel, my flying squirrel

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