I wanted to get back to writing, and I couldn’t when I was listening to twitter’s seductive call.

No really… was someone mean to you? Did they hurt you?

Now I pause. Why is almost everyone asking me that? Did many people secretly hate me, and I was the only clueless one? Maybe I should feel paranoid? God, maybe I should feel paranoid about not feeling paranoid. What is the right way to feel paranoid- is there a certain protocol you follow?

Nah, I know you all are asking out of love. You’ve offered to beat up whomever might have hurt me. I’m sorry, I really wish I could offer up a sacrifice. But everyone was always wonderful to me on twitter… so, I really quit for the boring reasons given. I wouldn’t be hurt if you spread sexy rumors though.